Showgasm
Sep
28
8:00 PM20:00

Showgasm

If you don't know what Showgasm is, then I express my condolences. 
Showgasm is one of the coolest, weirdest, most downright fun shows I've gotten to perform at in NY&C. It's also what Melania Trump calls her orgasms when she's talking to her sister over skype, AND why she has to get her husbands pants dry cleaned every time he makes a camera appearance. Haha, the jokes literally never leave me! I am trapped!

I'm going to be hosting this show with my wonderful band (featuring Eric Jimenez, Cris Neglia, and Kitt Kittridge) performing some of our greatest hits, as well as a new song I penned for Mommy Earth, called "Trees (Invisible Dick Song)"
So, yeaaaaah. That's something that I spent my time on.

We're also going to be joined by some amazingly talented
and exceptionally beautiful performers:
ELEANORE PIENTA (Cocoon Central Dance Dream Girl)
IKE UFOMADU (Joe's Pub Bébé) 
KAROLENA THERESA (Hidden Fences Hotness)
and
LENA EINBINDER (Queer Warrior/High Priestex of the Church Of Dog)

All wonderful. All weird in their own way. All complete babes ;)

I hope that you can join us for a wonderful night.

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Rock Goddess @ The Duplex
Jul
23
9:30 PM21:30

Rock Goddess @ The Duplex

You might know Tessa Skara as a Comedy Central "Comic To Watch," along with her sketch group Pop Roulette. You might know her from her performances at UCB, Ars Nova, Joe's Pub, and Every Shitty Gay Bar In Brooklyn. You might know her from her show Thank Goddess in which no straight white men are allowed to perform. Or you might know her as a 420 enthusiast in an all-consuming love/hate relationship with Whole Foods. 

But, you probably didn’t know that Tessa is also: A Rock Goddess.

The self-proclaimed Courtney Love of Comedy is back for the first and last night of her world tour, with original songs and stand up she wrote while hiding in her room, smoking weed, and cleaning the bathtub to have a bath and then never having a bath because she's too stoned and can't stop thinking about the CHEMICALS! You know — what rock goddesses do. Tessa, and some of Brooklyn’s real rockstars, present to you a rock cabaret featuring songs about losing your diva cup at the Apple Store, homoerotic church decorations and how selfish it is for your therapist to go on maternity leave. 

FEATURING: Eric Jimenez, Cris Neglia and Kitt Kittredge

$8 Ticket in Advance & a 2 Drink Minimum in the Cabaret Theatre*

$13 Ticket at the Door (plus service fee) & a 2 Drink Minimum in the Cabaret Theatre*

https://www.purplepass.com/index.php#159972

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A Little Death @ The Rosemont
Jul
20
9:00 PM21:00

A Little Death @ The Rosemont

A LITTLE DEATH: A NEW DEAL FOR CHRISTMAS IN JULY

A Benefit $pecial Benefit Gala Fundraiser Edition, to Benefit.... 
BUFFALO BAILEY'S RANCH FOR GAY HORSES, TROUBLED TEEN GIRLS & OTHER: a 90 minute time share presentation

STARRING
Deepali Gupta 
Erin Markey
Tahlia Robinson
Alex Rodabaugh
Tessa Skara
Peter Smith
Hannah Solow
Jaboukie Young-White
Piano Daddy Danny K Warbucks at the Upright!
AND MORE!

Hosted by Derek Smith and Jack Raymond

Featuring:
Astro Goddess Jaime Wright at the door!
DJ Buffalo Bailey & DJ Andy Kuncl spinning at the Disco Barn all night!
YOUR FATHER in the front row, as always!

RAFFLES! HORSEY TREATS! GIFT BASKETS! BUTTER CHURNING! LADDERWORK! PIG PITS! WOLVERINE ATTACKS! SKIJORING! 
THIS IS A 90 MINUTE TIME SHARE

Poster art by John Sperandeo

SHOWZ HAVE A HARD 9PM START, ORPHANS. COME EARLY TO GRAB A DRINK, A SEAT AND SOME GOVERNMENT-DISTRIBUTED PORRIDGE. 

Suggested Donation $10 (sliding scale, of course)

A Little Death is a monthly cabaret variety show hosted by two faggots who dreamed to dream the impossible dream of singing in the back of a bar.

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Ars Nova presents: Rock Goddess
Apr
14
8:00 PM20:00

Ars Nova presents: Rock Goddess

You might know Tessa as an alt comedian, a 420 enthusiast, and a woman in an all-consuming love/hate relationship with Whole Foods, but you probably didn’t know that Tessa is also: A Rock Goddess. The self-proclaimed Courtney Love of Comedy is ready for the first and last night of her world tour, performing original songs and stories she wrote while hiding in her room and smoking weed for most of 2016. 

You know—what rock goddesses do. Tessa, and some of Brooklyn’s real rockstars, present to you a riot grrrl cabaret featuring songs about losing your diva cup at the Apple Store, homoerotic church decorations, and what Kurt Cobain would think of Nirvana’s lasting popularity. 

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Alt-Oscars
Feb
23
8:00 PM20:00

Alt-Oscars

The Trump administration can have "Alternative Facts" so why can't they have "Alternative Oscars"?

Tessa hosts the show as comedienne/fascist sympathizer KellyAnne Conway with some of Brooklyn's best Alt-comedians. The show takes place at the art house movie theater Video Revival in Crown Heights, and is followed by a screening of the winner of 2017's best picture. Hint: Donald Trump LOVES Titanic ;)

Buy tickets here

 

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