Ars Nova presents: Rock Goddess
Apr
14
8:00 pm20:00

Ars Nova presents: Rock Goddess

  • Ars Nova

You might know Tessa as an alt comedian, a 420 enthusiast, and a woman in an all-consuming love/hate relationship with Whole Foods, but you probably didn’t know that Tessa is also: A Rock Goddess. The self-proclaimed Courtney Love of Comedy is ready for the first and last night of her world tour, performing original songs and stories she wrote while hiding in her room and smoking weed for most of 2016. 

You know—what rock goddesses do. Tessa, and some of Brooklyn’s real rockstars, present to you a riot grrrl cabaret featuring songs about losing your diva cup at the Apple Store, homoerotic church decorations, and what Kurt Cobain would think of Nirvana’s lasting popularity. 

Alt-Oscars
Feb
23
8:00 pm20:00

Alt-Oscars

The Trump administration can have "Alternative Facts" so why can't they have "Alternative Oscars"?

Tessa hosts the show as comedienne/fascist sympathizer KellyAnne Conway with some of Brooklyn's best Alt-comedians. The show takes place at the art house movie theater Video Revival in Crown Heights, and is followed by a screening of the winner of 2017's best picture. Hint: Donald Trump LOVES Titanic ;)

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